Fumarama

If I ran the WB (which I should), next week's episode of One Tree Hill would be a light-hearted romp in which the kids take sex-ed classes. It would be hilarious. Educational too. The story could be about how Tree Hill, being a southern, conservative town has not taught the kids properly about condoms and birth control and that is why every character seems to be a teenage parent. Tree Hill tries to change that. Whitey could teach the class. Putting a condom on a bannana to help explain safe sex. It could be so much fun.

Also, I would make Jess a real character on Gilmore Girls. I talk about this endlessly to anyone who will listen...but he has so much potential. There could be a whole, long-term story line that has Jess slowly maturing from the obnoxious, selfish kid he is now to a less-obnoxious, less-selfish adult. I don't think he should date Rory again, at least not for a while. If they really have to make the story all about Rory, he could be trying to spite her and then ultimately improve to win her back. But maybe he could date Lane or something. It would be compelling.