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This from Pop Candy is absolutely hilarious:

Miramax Films has inked a deal with Elton John's Rocket Pictures to develop Gnomeo and Juliet. The movie is exactly what it sounds like: a new take on the Shakespeare play "set in the world of tacky garden gnomes." Think it couldn't get any more bizarre? Kate Winslet is set to star, and John will be contributing music to the soundtrack.

It even inspired to put my first ever picture online. Look up. Dude, if this movie is really ever made, I am totally going to see it opening night.